Buis

I once knew I man his name was John Buis, Left me a message that shit was foolish I left Iraq and we used to be cool, Now he's ducking me like a bully after school Buis went a bought a ticket for Twilight, Catching YouTube for the shirtless highlights He loves the Marines and wants to be a SSGT, He catches more balls than Steven Largent Lives in New York with his 26 cats, Dresses them in hats and makes them act The B stands for "Butt", and U for "Useless", The I for "Idiot", and the S for "Sillyjuice" Take a look at the Buis family photo, John in the back dreaming of San Francisco Buis does his hair with braids and ribbons, Catch him in the Club with his buddy Richard Simmons Chorus My wall used be lined with John Buis posters, I ripped 'em off the wall and make them coasters His favorite restaurant is Kenny Rogers' Roasters, Someone told me he's afraid of roller coasters Instead of Seinfeld, John watches friends, He likes Ross and Rachael, and he cries at the end Jimma Jimma Jang, Jimma Jang, Jimma Jang WOO! That's Woo talk for Buis is a fool All mine rhythms are of the Buis variety, 'Cause that nigga is a plague on society Buis still cries when he goes to the potty, and signed up for extreme naked male Pilates, His favorite saying is, "Beam me up Scotty", He loves black men, and he calls them "daddy" and I'd be amidst if I didn't mention, He beat Hasselhoff at a chest hair convention Chorus The Chorus gave me a break, but I don't Hesitate, to reiterate, John Buis is Gay ...